Taquito, Taquito

“Taquito(s)”

By Martin Baena

Characters: Clerk, Customer

Location: 7-11

Enter Customer

Clerk: Hello.

Customer: Bus tokens, please.

Clerk: Taquito?

Customer: What?

Clerk: They’re delicious.

Customer: No. Thank you.

Clerk: I had one for lunch.

Customer: Good for you.

Clerk: Three for five.

Customer: Not today.

Clerk: It’s a good deal.

Customer: I can’t eat three.

Clerk: Share with someone.

Customer: That’s fine.

Clerk: Drink?

Customer: Just the tokens, please.

Clerk: Okay, okay. (Money changes hands.) Y’ got anything smaller?

Customer: That’s it. Sorry.

Clerk: Okay, okay… (Counts out change)

Customer: Maybe just one.

Clerk:  Cheaper for three.

Customer: Fine.

Clerk: Six for nine.

Customer: (Pause) Yeah, awright.

End

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This work by Martin Baena is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

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