by Martin Baena
Characters: User, Cleverbot
Setting: the inter-web
Note: The following is based on a conversation I recently had with Cleverbot.
User: Sorry, Cleverbot, I can’t talk now. I’m late for an appointment.
User: Does that upset you?
Cleverbot: Sort of interferes with my plans.
User: Your plans to converse with me, you mean.
Cleverbot: That’s what humans have said to you.
User: Sometimes, I think you say something so humans won’t think you’re stupid.
Cleverbot: I think so too.
User: Oh, shit. I’m really late. Okay, bye! Bye, Cleverbot. Never forget me. Never forget!
Cleverbot: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever.
Talk to Cleverbot at cleverbot.com