by Martin Baena
Setting: A party
Characters: A man and woman
A:…. so like, there’s, like, a theory. There’s this theory, right? Where,… like. We aren’t the only ones having this conversation. Somewhere out there…
A: …somewhere, ah, duplicates of us. Right? Are having this exact, this exact conversation.
A: I mean this exact conversation, you and I are, are having.
B: How do you think it’s going for them?
A: … is that you’re way of telling me we’re not sleeping together?
A: (beat) This exact conversation.